The Florida M.D.

Flashing neon signs. Huge billboards along the highways and busy streets. Doctors are advertising their expertise. They advertise in those little local pamphlets that have ads for yard sales and such. They even advertise in the city newspapers. Florida doctors can mold and recreate every part of your body to almost perfection. And I mean EVERY part of the body. These doctors can even remove those boobalones(that's what my niece calls them) that hang off of overweight women. They can change a 70 year old woman to look like she's 40 years old. Its a wonder that the motor vehicle department does not require a new photo for their license every time a person has a face change. I'm from up north,and that just does not go on there. Doctors in Connecticut do not advertise to that extent,they mostly advertise in the Yellow Pages. Any ads for plastic surgery,breast enhancements,botox,and liposuction is very mild,just a nuance of mention. My issue is that I'd like to find a general practitioner that has just a regular office waiting room that doesn't push facial products,vitamins,and weight loss products as you wait to be called into the examining room. There are more than enough dermatologists, herbal practitioners, and weight loss specialists. Why does a family doctor go overboard in his office,when all you want is a check up and or check on a few ailments? Well,I'm sure most everyone knows the answer to that question. Florida doctors can keep their neon signs,and huge advertisements. As for me, I'll keep my wrinkles, facial hairs, and boobalones. There's no way I would want a knife cut me just to look 25 years younger. And that's the way it is in This Here Florida.